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As Thanksgiving rolls around once again during this period of
economic turmoil, I am reminded how fortunate we are and must count
our many blessings.
While house hunting in March of 1986, we met John and Karen. John had
recently been transferred out of state and they were selling their
home. Upon touring the property, we felt good about it. The asking
price was well within our means and to top it off it had a swimming
pool for the kids! Not to be rash since this was only the second or
third house we had looked at, we bid John and Karen adieu. After
riding around the neighborhood for an hour or so, we returned,
placed our deposit, and signed a contract. For the next eighteen
sometimes-wonderful years, we lived in this spacious, well appointed
home.
Halloween 2003, after selling off the business assets and renovating
the house we put up a sign “For Sale by Owner.” We were going to
sell the house within a few days and be on our way to Montana in a
couple of months! This was not to be the case.
Twenty-first century home buyers are for the most part a skittish
lot. Saddled with fear and
peer
pressure, they have trouble making decisions on their own. Many
excited and eager buyers were afraid to buy without the protection
of an agent. Little did they know that an agent works for the agent
themself and also the seller. Finally succumbing, we hired a pair of
real estate agents that we thought likeable. Big mistake! Don’t hire
a likeable agent, hire one that sells. Finally after a total breach
of ethics, we fired these friendly agents.
Now wiser, we contracted a seller. Always in the top ten and at the
time number two, Nina was a real
snake.
She put out her sign which included “100 percent financing.” Soon we
had bids and chose a buyer. As the custom was in 2005, home buyers
purchased the most house they could qualify for. In order to get a
loan these people had to consolidate all their credit cards along
with the house and take a two-year mortgage. After the closing, we
drove to the bank, deposited the check, and hit the road towards our
new life in Montana. Six months later,
Katrina hit and
brought with it staggering increases in insurance premiums. I can
only wonder what a burden it was on these new home owners. After two
years, when the mortage was due for renegotiation, we were informed
the house was again for sale. This created another opportunity for
the real estate leeches to once again earn their commissions. I
don’t know if there was a sale or a foreclosure. I only wonder if
these stupid people are an example of who Congress now feels
inclined to protect.
As for us, we drove to Montana and moved into the second house we
looked at. The house had snow on the ground and the address was 1127
(the date I met Sweet Mom.) Then we purchased the first vehicle we
looked at. Three and one half years later, we still live in the
wonderful “little house in Kalispell” and drive Sweet Mom’s
excellent minivan.
Sometimes I miss my own business, but this recession makes me feel
quite fortunate to not be bleeding cash while waiting for customers
to resume spending. The company I work at has cut out all overtime.
Once again, how fortunate as I quit doing overtime two years ago. I have
no credit cards, no car notes, no mortgage, and the whole family
is healthy. As economic downturns have always been, for us, the
precursor to prosperity, I feel like one of the luckiest people on
earth.©11/21/08
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