A Miserable Day in Yellowstone!
A Test of Endurance
Bear Charges Trail Riders
Brother No.1 Takes a Hike
Camping,Boating and Bears!Part I
Camping,Boating, and Bears! Part II
Cooking School with M
Dust, Dips, and Bear Tracks
Family Forestry Expo
Grinnell Glacier Hike
Hoar, Ghosts, and Pits!
Lost on Father's Day?
M&E:Kids in the City!
Marmot Mountain Fun and Terror!
Mystery in the Rain Forest
Shuttle Bus Adventure
Snowshoe Fun on Winter Trails Day!
The Big Fair!
The Blood Red Moon
The Great Goldfish Adventure
The Swan Rangers and the 79 Switchbacks!
The Tough Trail
Ticks, Elk, Buffalo, and More!
Too Much to Bear
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(Wow! Free waterpark passes from the
next day after having picked up the free passes we had earned from
reading, we went to Woodland Waterpark.
After getting wet in the shower, we headed out into the swimming area, a
place full of many exciting watery attractions; like waterslides and the
Lazy River. We headed toward the Lazy River, an appetizer before the
exciting waterslides. As we floated around in inner tubes, a lifeguard
was talking to Mom, who was not in the water. We found out that unless
we passed the water test, we could not use the Lazy River without an
adult. Our mom did not have a bathing suit, so we attempted the water
test. A woman came along and gave the instructions. Unfortunately, we
didn't pass the test. E swam only a few feet, and M got worn
out on the second part of the test. Mom said she would have to
leave the park and buy a suit. Otherwise, we would not be able to
enjoy all of the attractions.
Then E found out some bad news!
She was not tall enough to go on the waterslides whatsoever! The
waterslides were what E really wanted to go on! Still, our mom set out
to buy a swimsuit at Wal-Mart. Upon trying on her selection, no bathing
suit seemed to be right! One was too small, and two had V-necks that
were too big! Finally, we drove to ShopKo. We were all sure that the
right bathing suit would be there. Everyone knew that ShopKo was much
better than Wal-Mart! Sure enough, our mom bought a bathing suit. It was
beautiful blue with tropical flowers. Then, we returned to
We went out on the
Lazy River with our mom and floated around for a while. Finally, M
asked if she could go on the waterslide. Yes, was the answer. M
decided to go on the curvy waterslide first. Mom and E stood at
the bottom, waiting. Finally, after what seemed like half an hour
to "E", (for "M" to go down the slide), "M" splashed into the water.
This was her first time in all her ten years on any waterslide, but she
accomplished a safe and pleasant ride.
"M" was a little frightened by the straight slide, but a little later,
she decided to try it. She looked down below her. There was a very high
drop off! As she flew down that drop off, she caught awful air that
lifted her off of the slide! Falling, falling, that was what she
was doing. M thought that the first slide was scary, but this was
awful. When she got to the water, her head was hurt! That was not a very
Now, since E was getting bored of waiting for M to go down a
waterslide that E wasnt even allowed to go on, we all headed toward
the Lazy River. Mom told E that she thought about going on the
waterslide. E said that was fine. After another ride around the
Lazy River, we all got off so that Mom could go on the curvy waterslide.
said that she could watch E. M advised Mom to go on the
curvy slide, because of her awful experience on the straight slide. E
wanted Mom to go on the straight one, as you could see people sliding
down much better. Mom decided on the curvy one.
We sat by the water that you splash into at the end of the slide, with
our feet dangling in its depths of 3 ½ feet. Person after person
splashed down the waterslide, but none were Mom. But, in a giant
splash, there she was! She said that it was too scary for her.
Then, we went into the lap pool. E, wore a life jacket, as she
had been doing all afternoon at Woodland Waterpark. After a few
minutes of swimming we went again on the Lazy River. E and Mom
floated on a two person inner tube. "M went on a separate
one. A man and a child got in between M and the double inner
tube with Mom and "E". M had had her feet on the two people
raft, but when the man and child got between them, she drifted away.
A lady pushed her back to Mom and "E"'s inner tube. Sometimes E
went without the inner tube, floating and swimming in her lifejacket.
After some Lazy River fun, M asked, Can I go on the slide again?
Mom let M go once
again on the slide. We followed M to the start of the long flight of
stairs, and M started climbing up.
While M was doing this, a lifeguard sitting near the base of the slide
said to "E" who was looking longingly up the flight of steps, You look
like you could go on the slides.
"Stand there so I can make sure that I'm right," said the young
lifeguard, pointing to a height board dummy.
You had to be 42" at your chest to go on the slide, if you didn't pass
the swim test.
"That looks all right, but take off the life jacket so I can be sure,"
said the lifeguard, after "E" stood by the height board dummy. "E"
took off the life jacket.
"You can go on the slide."
"I can?" "E" gasped happily.
"Yes," answered the lifeguard nicely.
"Thank you!" said "E" excitedly.
Mom came a little closer, and asked, "Can she wear the lifejacket on the
"No," answered the lifeguard.
"E" took off the life jacket, and scrambled up the steps. At the
top she read the instructions quickly, and stood in line for the curvy
waterslide, since "M" said that the straight slide was terrible.
Soon "E" was going down the waterslide, and felt like she was on an
At the end, "E" fumbled for her footing on the pool's ground. "E"
told the lifeguard that it was really fun, but continued on to see "M"
and Mom. It turned out that Mom had already told "M" that "E" had
gone on the slide. "E" decided now to do the straight slide.
M & E climbed up the steps together. At the top of the slides, "M"
hesitated. But she felt obligated to go down the straight slide like
E. This time, M got down safely in the head department, but hurt her
arm mildly. "E" hopped on the straight slide, but it went all too
fast. She gained air, and hit her head. Water got in "E"'s
nose at the end. M & E went down the slides again and again, but
"E" didn't go on the straight one again.
After an afternoon
of swimming, floating, and waterslides, we were tired but excited.
Later that evening, we told our dad about all of the fun we had at